this worked like a charm

So I'm haulin' ass somewhere as usual, and I pop over a lil hill, and wham...county sherriff....so I pull over...cop barely even had to move...i knew i was speeding lets get this over.....he walks up...standard yadda yadda and mentions that he's been waiting all day for someone like me.....i simply said..."well i got here as fast as i could"   after he quit laughing he gave me my license back and told me to slow down......no ticket and he got a chuckle outta that.......who says being lucky doesn't pay off.....or should i say  witty